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Wife vs Husband

Post by aqib on Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:10 am

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

************

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time !

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever


************


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.


************

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.


************

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


************

Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

************

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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